a short doctor who episode by steven moffat
[you know thing that impossible well now IT HAPPEN]
Spunky Assistant: BUT DOCTOR NO THAT IMPOSSIBLE
Doctor: YES SPUNKY ASSISTANT IT IMPOSSIBLE
Doctor: …BUT HAPPEN
[title card doo wee ooo HAPPEN OF THE DOCTOR by STEVEN MOFFAT]
9:42 am • 8 April 2014 • 78,330 notes
my fattest rat bb boris is bein a real cuddlebug right now.
9:22 pm • 6 April 2014 • 6 notes
demo, by Cool Dog
I play drums in this. Take a listen and share it with your internet friends and cool blogs if you wanna?
If you want one, tapes are $3 plus shipping if you don’t live in Mpls.
I’ll probably throw some other stuff in there too.
5:21 pm • 15 March 2014 • 7 notes
|Dude on Facebook:
||Shedding some light humor on the subject [of rape] - "I don't see the problem. Fifty percent of the people involved are enjoying themselves." (quote from Zack Braff)
||I give your sense of humor a fifty percent.
|Dude on Facebook:
||Like I give a shit what you think.
||ohhh look who can't take a joke now~
4:42 pm • 19 February 2014 • 4 notes
1. i know there’s an adoption joke in there somewhere and it’s probably funny but i can’t find it right now. anyway i get what you mean, i just think that siblings who have things in common and get along really well and do stuff together make me want to barf with jealousy. i figure she’s just going through some shit and handling it poorly. twenty is a weird age (was for me) and a lot of shit is catching up to her as far as internal issues go, and that on top of dealing with college and bad break ups probably isn’t fun. and i think she still might be sour about me leaving california (which was something i needed to do), so while she’s already emotionally on edge there might be a bit more bitterness towards me. but stilllllll kinda blows since she’s gotten pretty mean. in other news, yeah dude miss you too! but look at me i’m on tumblr again~ we can hang out here or something.
2. hannah you are darling.
3. yeah but mannnnn does it suck.
6. I KNOW YOUR FEELS THEN. pretty bogus.
also you guys i can’t even handle you with all of your sweetness. didn’t sign up last week because i wanted to have enough material for 3 minutes so i’m doing it next month after i get back from a short weekend tour this weekend. but all this encouragement has me super pumped, even if i totally blow it (pretty likely but that’s okay!)
4:40 pm • 19 February 2014 • 2 notes
the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part
deal with it
darkness without light is an abyss
light without darkness is blinding
you cannot have a coin with one side.
yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie
(Source: lalna, via midnasbitch)
12:26 pm • 19 February 2014 • 332,839 notes
"TIME GUARDIAN" Commissioned work for Zero Square - Malaysia.
- Uni Pin Fine Liners
- 11 x 16 inches of Canson sketch paper
- Approx. 18 hours of drawing
BIGGER IMAGE HERE: http://goo.gl/C8n6OD
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10:20 am • 19 February 2014 • 144,848 notes
fileacomplaint asked: i forgot to lie i forgot i'm sorry
yer the worst.
7:50 pm • 13 February 2014
wellgoddammit asked: If you could eat 22 corn dogs or 45 chocolate chip cookies which would you choose?
obviously 22 corn dogs
7:50 pm • 13 February 2014 • 2 notes
the relationship with my younger sister has turned weird and ugly and it’s actually very uncomfortable for me. how do you deal with the reality that your sister is kind of an asshole?
i’m pretty nervous about it but i think i want to finally sign up for open mic at the comedy bar this friday. maybe
this post has been brought to you by my brain
9:01 pm • 9 February 2014 • 6 notes